jigg and I stayed over at my mom’s place over Christmas weekend. Because it was a tiny apartment, all of us had to wait our turn to use the bathroom in the morning. As I was getting out and turning the bathroom over to jigg, he said to me, “Go click ‘replay’ to watch the video currently on the computer. It’s hilarious!”
I had no clue what he was watching but I went to the living room and did what he suggested anyway.
The video turned out to be a YouTube clip about the world champion in masturbation. My mom then decided to sit down next to me around the 2:06 part of the video and asked me what I was watching – right when the guy was browsing through anime porn and fake rubber vajayjays.
I didn’t want to be suspicious by suddenly closing the window so I just casually let the video finish and then clicked on something more PG, like a frog playing that bug game on the iPhone.