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Timeless Fashion

January 16, 2012 – 4:37 pm
As long as there's a teen idol named Justin, my shirt will remain fashionable.

As long as there's a teen idol named Justin, my shirt will remain fashionable.

I had this shirt since high school. It's older than the teeny bopper.

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Doodles

DIY Valentine’s Day Cards

January 15, 2012 – 2:05 pm
I'm all over you like fly over shit

I turned one of my old doodles into a Valentine's Day card. Nothing says I'm into you like "I'm all over you like fly over shit."

Follow these steps to print your own:

  1. Download this file.
  2. When you’re at work, raid your office supply closet and find some nice cover stock paper to print on. I have formatted the file so you don’t have to adjust your printer settings for irregular size paper. So a regular 8.5″ x 11″, 100lb cover would work very nicely.
  3. Print the file you downloaded in Step 1.  In your print setting, select “none” in the page scaling option.
  4. Cut along the line.
  5. Fold the cards in half.
  6. Distribute.  Please note that final product yields two cards to double your chances of finding a Valentine.

Note: My card pictured above is 5.5″ by 4″ because that’s the only card stock I have lying around.  I also have this and a few other designs for sale if you’re interested: $2 each. Contact me at hello@sharingblankets.com.

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Home Inspection

January 9, 2012 – 9:46 pm

Never underestimate how loud Chinese people can be.

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You mean you’ve never heard of jigg from Xanga?

December 30, 2011 – 3:41 pm

Every time jigg and I tell people the story that we met online, they'd always ask us which online dating site we used. I didn't think we looked desperate!

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The one time I don’t watch cat videos on YouTube…

December 26, 2011 – 9:36 pm

jigg and I stayed over at my mom’s place over Christmas weekend. Because it was a tiny apartment, all of us had to wait our turn to use the bathroom in the morning. As I was getting out and turning the bathroom over to jigg, he said to me, “Go click ‘replay’ to watch the video currently on the computer. It’s hilarious!”

I had no clue what he was watching but I went to the living room and did what he suggested anyway.

The video turned out to be a YouTube clip about the world champion in masturbation. My mom then decided to sit down next to me around the 2:06 part of the video and asked me what I was watching – right when the guy was browsing through anime porn and fake rubber vajayjays.

I didn’t want to be suspicious by suddenly closing the window so I just casually let the video finish and then clicked on something more PG, like a frog playing that bug game on the iPhone.

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